Dispatch · Day 254
Friday, September 11, 2026
Laugh, then work
The 2% haircut in a suit
A barber charged two percent a year and called it a haircut you wouldn't notice. After a decade you noticed the ears. They will call Bitcoin a cult while wearing the lanyard of the largest one. Smile. Keep the keys. Let them have the conference mug.
Do this
When someone says 'but it isn't backed,' ask 'by what?' and wait. Do not rescue them from the silence.
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