Dispatch · Day 254

Friday, September 11, 2026

Humor

Laugh, then work

The 2% haircut in a suit

A barber charged two percent a year and called it a haircut you wouldn't notice. After a decade you noticed the ears. They will call Bitcoin a cult while wearing the lanyard of the largest one. Smile. Keep the keys. Let them have the conference mug.

Do this

When someone says 'but it isn't backed,' ask 'by what?' and wait. Do not rescue them from the silence.

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